End of the World....?

Okay never mind. The post that was previously here I decided to take down because it was just crazy and absolutely nothing to do with tech.

EDIT: Okay I decided to put the post back in. Here it is:
PREDICTION #1 (initially made January 1, 2008):
Hackers hijaked and/or crashed all the DNS servers on the planet (of which there are a grand total of 13) and made the internet impossible to use. Then they demanded insanely huge ransoms from all the world's governments. (February 6, 2008) It all started as a diversion in late January - early February, 2008 when undersea internet cables in the Mediterranean Sea and nearby waters were cut. Most conspiracy theories wound up proving true.

PREDICTION #2 (initially made January 22, 2008):
Worldwide government approval of cloned meat resulted in horribly deformed stock. Previously harmless viruses that contaminated the meat grew out of control and leaped to humans killing everybody. Fuck 99% to 99.5% dead; no immunity, no heroic scientist with a cure in the nick of time, no nothing: EVERYBODY DIES!

PREDICTION #3 (initially made January 22, 2008):
Something from space (either alien or dirty snow ball) got so fed up with humanity (or else think we're some sort of galactic cockroach) and destroyed everybody.

PREDICTION #4 (initially made January 22, 2008):
Absolutely nothing will happen.

Sorry to be such a downer, but I only mention this at all because currently the internet cables being cut (oh I'm sorry breaking mysteriously) right now could maybe probably possibly lead to something more sinister. I dunno why by whom, but I'm really curious to know if I'm right about this leading to the so called "end of the world". ::grin::