Grrrrrrr....

Spammers should die. Slowly. Painfully. Bloodily. Or better yet, be forced to actually use the products they hawk.

Now I notice they are starting to invade my television. Is the size of an average American man's penis really that disturbingly small?! As a woman, I sincerely hope not. Between that, the weight loss pills, the work-at-home gimmicks and the make money quick schemes, I am beginning to wonder if this will lead to the real apocalypse: An ultra skinny and / or super buff man with a huge dong worth $20 billion, all made from the comfort of his dark little bat cave of course, takes over the world. Then we can't forget his blonde girlfriend with the hugest boobs and tiniest waist ever comes stomping over the horizon to tell him to take out the trash. What a way to die.

Anyway, back to spammer slamming....